Dear Brody Jenner

Dear Brody Jenner,

I find you incredibly sexy. I have not seen your show Bromance on MTV, however I've seen clips of you showering, meanwhile your buddy's walk in and watch you shower while they talk to you.

Are you trying to drive me crazy? Are you really trying to destroy me? I can't handle it. And to make matters worse, I saw this during my lunch break at work. Sure I live two blocks from my house, so if I wanted to run home and rub one out I could have, would have, but I'm back here and somehow you're my desktop background as well. Sure I work for a progressively liberal organization...


Oh fuck it.